A cantar!

Hola, solo mando este post proque el foro de Changeling esta medio caido y no se me ocurre ninguna duda para poner, por lo que voy a empesar a cantar algo, asi les mando Glamour y postean mas... y ademas asi subo mi nivel de "rolero" a "el que siga despues del status rolero".

Dududu, Dadada...

mejor otro tema, uno que sepamos todos, ok?
... Se! ya se!!! "Bohemian Rhapsody" de Queen...mmmno, mejor! Bohemian RPG!!!!! (canten todos con el tema original de fondo)

It’s not the real life. It’s just an RPG.
Caught in a dungeon. My escape from reality.

Open your guide, look up dwarven stats and see,
I’m just a fighter, magic is not for me
Because it’s easy loot, easy gold, level high, level low
Any way the dice rolls really really matters to me, to me

Mama, just killed an orc. Swung my axe against his head
Rolled an 18, now he’s dead.
Mama, I just rolled a one
My boots of speed won’t let me run away
Mama, ooh, running low on my supplies
I’m running out of food and out of arrows
Gotta run, gotta fight, hope my sword and shield don’t shatter

Too late, my dwarf is dumb
His wisdom’s down the drain, his intelligence is lame
Got no constitution, charisma’s null
Gotta run, but my dexterity’s uncouth
Mama, ooh, I don’t like this die
I sometimes wish I’d rolled a much better char

I see a little amulet-o on the ground
Is it cursed? Is it cursed? Where’d the rest of my clan go?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright’ning me
Magic Missile (Magic Missile) Magic Missile (Magic Missile)
Magic Missile, Thunderbolt
I’d better go. I’m so alone now, monsters attack me
He’s just a poor dwarf, playing this RPG.
Fighting alone with this monstrosity
Easy kill, easy blow, let my level grow
Experience! No, your level will not grow.
(Let it grow!) Experience! My growth rate is too slow.
(Let it grow!) Experience! I want to wield my bow.
(Wield your bow) Let my crystal glow.
(Let it glow) Land a crushing blow. (Crushing blow)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh, mama mia, mama mia) I can’t fail this saving throw.
Beelzebub is a demon and he’s after me, help me, HELP ME!

So you think you can beat me by rolling a five
You can’t harm me, if you did, I’d just get revived.
Oh, slay me, no way that you can slay me
Just gotta take out, just gotta take out my new spear

Rolling really matters, dice are what you see
Rolling really matters,
Rolling really matters to me

Any way the game goes.


mmm si leyeron hasta aca creo que esta cancion va mas en el foro de d&d, pero me gusta changeling hahaha

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La única vez que me equivoque fue cuando creí estar equivocado.
Arokh – El elegido para ser yo, o Yo llegando a mi por mis medios…?

¿Por?
¿Acaso las hadas no jegan a D&D?

cierto ¿nunca os habeis imaginado lo facil de inspirar k es un friki?
en mi partida tengo a un pooka colgao (metaforicamente)de un jugador de dungeons
lo malo fue cuando la quimera orco k le acompañaba supuso k ese pooka era una molestia para su querido amo
divertido

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Mi aspecto os asusta e incomoda k estupidos sois ¿teneis miedo de vuestros propios secretos?

Haahahaha, me gusto el Pooka con el orco haha, los Pooka son mis preferidos ^_^.

ha, es verdad, ¿que mejor para un changeling que escribir un libro de rol inspirado en su gente apra que miles lo jueguen y se inspiren en ellos?
quizas el largo invierno no esta tan serca como dicen... ^_^

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La única vez que me equivoque fue cuando creí estar equivocado.
Arokh – El elegido para ser yo, o Yo llegando a mi por mis medios…?

esa idea ya la use para un modulo
k pasaria si un changeling decidiera aumentar el glamour del mundo creando un juego de rol basado en una version falsa de los suyos ?no es tan descabellado .ademas en el modulo traduje el titulo del libro k un boggan escribia"inspirador,la esperanza"la verdad los jugadores se lo curraron bastante asi k un poco de glamour por aki por alla y el juego desvanco a black dog algo k a pentex no le gusto .al fianl de la cronica habian pasado la crisalida 12 niños y chavales gracias al juego incluso un pooka hizo una gracia a pentex mu buena ,junto a un nocker creo un ejercito de muñecos chalados y armados al mas puro estilo happy tree friends
los pentex se kedaron flipados ademas de perder a tres seguratas y 2 agentes a mamos de una marmota animada con una ballesta XD mu divertido

:rosa:

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- Compra Megara Ediciones, Compra Futuro -

Aqui tengo otra cancion en la misma linea, se llama Star Wars Cantina (que es una parodia del Copacabana)

(Leia: "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope")
(Artoo: Beeps)

Her name was Leia, she was a princess,
with a danish on each ear, and Darth Vader (respiracion de Darth Vader) drawing near.
So Artoo Detoo, found Ben Kenobi. (Ben: "Obi-Wan")
He’d have to put the Death Star plans, into the Rebellion’s hands.
So Luke and Obi-Wan, had to get to Alderaan,
so they stopped into Mos Eisley, to have a drink with Han...

chorus
At the Star Wars, [Star Wars!], Star Wars Cantina, [Star Wars Cantina]
The weirdest creatures you’ve ever seen-a!
[Here, at the] Star Wars, [Star!], {Star Wars Cantina,
Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!...}

(Greedo: "Oota-do-ta, Solo?")
His name was Solo (Han: "Han Solo"), he was a pilot (se escucha al Millenium Falcon volando )
With a blaster at his side (Blaster disparando), and a smile twelve parsecs wide,
there with Chewbacca (Chewie: "Roar"), he was a Wookiee.
They met with Luke and Obi-Wan, about the Millenium Falcon.
Docking Bay Ninety-four (Ben: "Ninety-four"), Stormtroopers at the door. (golpes en metal)
With a flash of Ben’s lightsaber (se escucha un lightsaber esgrimiendose), now there’s an arm, (Surly man: "Aaaargh!") on the floor...

chorus
At the Star Wars, [Star Wars!], Star Wars Cantina, [Star Wars Cantina]
The weirdest creatures you’ve ever seen-a!
[Here, at the] Star Wars, [Star!], {Star Wars Cantina,
Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!...}

(Ben: "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.")

His name was Yoda, he was a muppet. (Yoda: "EewOHew!", like Grover/Davis SFX)
Darth Vader was so bad, and by the way he’s Luke’s dad.
Luke kissed his sister (se escucha un beso); his hand got cut off. (Saber Zap, Luke: "Aaaaagh!")
In that galaxy far, far away, Luke has had a lousy day.
Boba Fett was so mean, Jabba had bad hygiene. (Davis/Jabba: "Ho! Ho! Ho!")
Why didn’t they all just relax, back on Tatooine...

chorus
At the Star Wars, [Star Wars!], Star Wars Cantina, [Star Wars Cantina]
The weirdest creatures you’ve ever seen-a! (Cantina Driod Alarm SFX)
[Here, at the] Star Wars, [Star!], {Star Wars Cantina,
Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!...}

(Ben: "The Force will be with you, always")
[Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,] (Artoo: Beeps and Whistles)
[Star Wars,] (Chewie: Growl) [Star Wars Cantina...]
eso... bajense la cancion que es rebuena:risatonta:

dios, la de bohemian raphsody es genial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
La otra no la aprecio bien porque no conozco la melodía, solo el estribillo, pero tiene una pinta muy buena ^^


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Ella era hermosa, con esa hermosura que inspira el vértigo, esa que no se parece a la que soñamos en los ángeles y que, sin embargo, es sobrenatural; diabólica, que tal vez presta el demonio a algunos seres para hacerlos sus instrumentos en la tierra